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The Improbable Porch Party

Match the bloke’s remark to the pedestrian(s)

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

1 / 32

01.) I wonder what gender that person is. Could be cis, trans, non-binary. Don’t know. Maybe they’ll say one day.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 3 pedestrians.

2 / 32

02.) That seems to be an above average height woman.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1-2 pedestrians.

3 / 32

03.) Attractive people may have higher earning potential. That’s good.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

4 / 32

04.) That woman, calling herself a she, looks totally like a guy, and I need to see a birth certificate to know what rights she has.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 2-3 pedestrians.

5 / 32

05.) She’s very pretty. I don’t care about genitals, so I’ll ask her out.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 6 pedestrians.

6 / 32

06.) Is that a good person?

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 2 pedestrians.

7 / 32

07.) She’s certainly pretty. Maybe one day we’ll be close friends or lovers who can tell each other everything.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 6 pedestrians.

8 / 32

08.) Everyone always looks about the same to me. Is that a good person?

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 3 pedestrians.

9 / 32

09.) If we’re considering dating one day, like anyone she’ll probably tell me some things upfront.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

10 / 32

10.) I’m effectively here to replace Deut. 22:5 and so forth. That dress is kinda similar to mine. Trust in me?

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

11 / 32

11.) That person seems to be dressed differently.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 2 pedestrians. Tempting to choose 3 pedestrians, but there’s a key difference about this other, so there is a different remark coming later.

12 / 32

12.) It’s an objective fact that people express themselves on a gender spectrum. It’s an interesting fact worth studying by some faculty, whichever one. Sports are challenged.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

13 / 32

13.) Trust in me? All are made in my image.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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2 blokes. 1 pedestrian.

14 / 32

14.) That’s a Halloween costume or a crossdresser out in public, or maybe a drag queen on the way to earning a living and putting food on the table.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

15 / 32

15.) I wonder what gender that person is. Let’s make comedy. I hope my brain isn’t made to work just like in Spanish class, if we meet and I’m supposed to use they-pronouns.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

16 / 32

16.) That’s a non-passing trans woman who has really attractive features.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 3 pedestrians.

17 / 32

17.) Is that a good person and mindful of protecting our planet and universe?

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

18 / 32

18.) That crossdresser doesn’t know how to keep it a secret like most men. And, except for that year I was a woman for Halloween, I feel weird just seeing that, so they don’t deserve the same rights I have.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 2 pedestrians.

19 / 32

19.) That seems to be a woman.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

20 / 32

20.) That’s a non-passing trans woman who has really attractive features, so I’ll ask her out.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

21 / 32

21.) My best friend Rex thinks she’s hot and that he’s still hetero if he experiments, but I’m pretty sure she has a dick, so s/he doesn’t deserve the same rights I have. If she has lots of money and had surgery, then she does.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 2 pedestrians.

22 / 32

22.) Trust in me? I’m God, so I know their genitals.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

23 / 32

23.) Drag shows are taxable, so let’s have more of them.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

24 / 32

24.) Hey Zach, you’re rich and single with a future. Raise a family if that’s your plan.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

25 / 32

25.) It’s 25 A.D., so let’s see your genitals. The tax code differs per male and female.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

26 / 32

26.) I wonder what gender they identify as. They’re attractive. I don’t care about genitals, so I’ll ask them out.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian. Similar to a previous remark, but is different.

27 / 32

27.) It’s an objective fact that people express themselves on a gender spectrum. It’s an interesting fact worth studying by some faculty, whichever one.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

28 / 32

28.) She’s handsome. I don’t care about genitals, so I’ll ask her out.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

29 / 32

29.) Trust in me? I’m wearing a dress of sorts.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

30 / 32

30.) Me too. But also just need to see genitals to determine my earnings. WWJD

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

31 / 32

31.) WWJD

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

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1 bloke. 1 pedestrian.

32 / 32

32.) I’ve got loads of money. Let’s go.

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

Your score is

The average score is 28%

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Blokes Say

(1) ⏪ (2) ⏩ (3) 🏳️‍🌈

(4) 👓 (5) 🍼👓 (6) 🐒🕶

(7) 🧬 (8) ✝️ (9) 🌳

  • 01 1

    I wonder what gender that person is. Could be cis, trans, non-binary. Don’t know. Maybe they’ll say one day.

  • 02

    That seems to be an above average height woman.

  • 03

    Attractive people may have higher earning potential. That’s good.

  • 04

    That woman, calling herself a she, looks totally like a guy, and I need to see a birth certificate to know what rights she has.

  • 05

    She’s very pretty. I don’t care about genitals, so I’ll ask her out.

  • 06

    Is that a good person?

  • 07

    She’s certainly pretty. Maybe one day we’ll be close friends or lovers who can tell each other everything.

  • 08

    Everyone always looks about the same to me. Is that a good person?

  • 09

    If we’re considering dating one day, like anyone she’ll probably tell me some things upfront.

  • 10

    I’m effectively here to replace Deut. 22:5 and so forth. That dress is kinda similar to mine. Trust in me?

  • 11

    That person seems to be dressed differently.

  • 12

    It’s an objective fact that people express themselves on a gender spectrum. It’s an interesting fact worth studying by some faculty, whichever one. Sports are challenged.

  • 13

    Trust in me? All are made in my image.

  • 14

    That’s a Halloween costume or a crossdresser out in public, or maybe a drag queen on the way to earning a living and putting food on the table.

  • 15

    I wonder what gender that person is. Let’s make comedy. I hope my brain isn’t made to work just like in Spanish class, if we meet and I’m supposed to use they-pronouns.

  • 16

    That’s a non-passing trans woman who has really attractive features.

  • 17

    Is that a good person and mindful of protecting our planet and universe?

  • 18

    That crossdresser doesn’t know how to keep it a secret like most men. And, except for that year I was a woman for Halloween, I feel weird just seeing that, so they don’t deserve the same rights I have.

  • 19

    That seems to be a woman.

  • 20

    That’s a non-passing trans woman who has really attractive features, so I’ll ask her out.

  • 21

    My best friend Rex thinks she’s hot and that he’s still hetero if he experiments, but I’m pretty sure she has a dick, so s/he doesn’t deserve the same rights I have. If she has lots of money and had surgery, then she does.

  • 22

    Trust in me? I’m God, so I know their genitals.

  • 23

    Drag shows are taxable, so let’s have more of them.

  • 24

    Hey Zach, you’re rich and single with a future. Raise a family if that’s your plan.

  • 25

    It’s 25 A.D., so let’s see your genitals. The tax code differs per male and female.

  • 26

    I wonder what gender they identify as. They’re attractive. I don’t care about genitals, so I’ll ask them out.

  • 27

    It’s an objective fact that people express themselves on a gender spectrum. It’s an interesting fact worth studying by some faculty, whichever one.

  • 28

    She’s handsome. I don’t care about genitals, so I’ll ask her out.

  • 29

    Trust in me? I’m wearing a dress of sorts.

  • 30

    Me too. But also just need to see genitals to determine my earnings. WWJD

  • 31

    WWJD

  • 32

    I’ve got loads of money. Let’s go.

About the Pedestrians

(A) 👗⚧💋 (B)👖 ⚥ (C) 👗⚧

(D) 👗♂ (E) 👗♀💪🏽  (F) 👗♀♀

Blokes

(1) a liberal ⏪

(2) an ultra conservative ⏩

(3) a polysexual moderate 🏳️‍🌈

(4) a moderate, with little left of what was normal eyesight 👓

(5) a moderate, born with minimal eyesight 🍼👓

(6) a celibate monk, born fully blind 🐒🕶

(7) Neil DeGrasse-Tyson 🧬

(8) Jesus ✝️

(9) Zacchaeus 🌳

Pedestrians

(A) a very beautiful, passing* trans woman of unknown pre/post op 👗⚧💋

(B) a non-binary of unknown gender**, and wearing pants 👖⚥

(C) a non-passing trans woman of unknown pre/post op 👗⚧

(D) a crossdresser, and talking loudly about it 👗♂

(E) a cis woman with extremely masculine features 👗♀💪🏽

(F) a cis woman with extremely feminine features 👗♀⧽⧼

* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.

** non-binary inward identity aside, SNL teaches us outwardly about Pats. So we have passing, pats and non-passing. The three types of trans.

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