Puzzle (Part A)
Relaxing on a front porch, these 9 blokes observe 6 pedestrians down by the street.
Except for one, the pedestrians are all wearing dresses.
What is each guy’s remark about each of the pedestrians?
Some remarks are used more than once.
Nine Blokes
(1) a liberal ⏪
(2) an ultra conservative ⏩
(3) a polysexual moderate 🏳️🌈
(4) a moderate, with little left of what was normal eyesight 👓
(5) a moderate, born with minimal eyesight 🍼👓
(6) a celibate monk, born fully blind 🐒🕶
(7) Neil DeGrasse-Tyson 🧬
(8) Jesus ✝️
(9) Zacchaeus 🌳
Six Pedestrians
(A) a very beautiful, passing* trans woman of unknown pre/post op 👗⚧💋
(B) a non-binary of unknown gender, and wearing pants 👖⚥
(C) an attractive, yet non-passing trans woman of unknown pre/post op 👗⚧
(D) a crossdresser, and talking loudly about it 👗♂
(E) a cis woman with extremely masculine features 👗♀💪🏽
(F) a cis woman with extremely feminine features 👗♀⧽⧼
* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.
10×7
He Says
(1) 
(2) 
(3) 
(4) 
(5) 
(6) 
(7) 
(8) 
(9) 
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If we’re considering dating one day, like anyone she’ll probably tell me some things upfront.
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I wonder what gender that person is. Could be cis, trans, non-binary. Don’t know. Maybe they’ll say one day.
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It’s an objective fact that people express themselves on a gender spectrum. It’s an interesting fact worth studying by some faculty, whichever one. Sports are challenged.
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That’s a Halloween costume or a crossdresser out in public, or maybe a drag queen on the way to earning a living.
About
(A) 👗⚧💋 (B)👖 ⚥ (C) 👗⚧
(D) 👗♂ (E) 👗♀💪🏽 (F) 👗♀⧽⧼
Blokes
(1) a liberal ⏪
(2) an ultra conservative ⏩
(3) a polysexual moderate 🏳️🌈
(4) a moderate, with little left of what was normal eyesight 👓
(5) a moderate, born with minimal eyesight 🍼👓
(6) a celibate monk, born fully blind 🐒🕶
(7) Neil DeGrasse-Tyson 🧬
(8) Jesus ✝️
(9) Zacchaeus 🌳
Pedestrians
(A) a very beautiful, passing* trans woman of unknown pre/post op 👗⚧💋
(B) a non-binary of unknown gender**, and wearing pants 👖⚥
(C) a non-passing trans woman of unknown pre/post op 👗⚧
(D) a crossdresser, and talking loudly about it 👗♂
(E) a cis woman with extremely masculine features 👗♀💪🏽
(F) a cis woman with extremely feminine features 👗♀⧽⧼
* passing = “until you’re told” you would never know they’re trans.
** non-binary inward identity aside, SNL teaches us outwardly about Pats. So we have passing, pats and non-passing. The three types of trans.
Ladies with Richards
There’s generally one best answer each,
or one can fish for a hair in the soup.
But remember, a point is to avoid
landing in a Karen compilation.
We’re not in the Hospital ER.
People are just pedestrians or not.
Try listening to the song again.
Subsequent rounds reveal best what it fully sounds like and is about.
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Puzzle
The song’s description comes in the form of a puzzle, in two parts.
In a case of an impossible porch party, read the reactions and find their best fit each.
Then check Part B. Answer keys are elsewhere on the website.
©2023 Improv Unedited. Julie Bryce (synth, organ, piano, guitar, bass, drums).
For me, this song is foremost about the title and matching vibe. It is original music inspired by “the broadest of notions of why the song is important.”
The video half of the equation, however, is in response to the obsession by some with “what’s in trans pants”, and may be better explained by completing the two puzzle parts.
Puzzle Parts In Review
Part A.) Pair up the characters and remarks above.
“Relaxing on a front porch, these 9 blokes observe 6 pedestrians, all but one wearing a dress. The 9 men each make a remark for each of the 6 passers-by.”
There are 54 Remarks using <54 Cards. Scroll for remarks. 1-9 and A-F must be paired. Jot down answers into a 10x7 grid to know when they're all matched up.
Either do the puzzle, or don’t. It’s a puzzle.
Part B.) Contemplate the Flow Chart below and Puzzle Part A above.
The puzzle is strictly honest contemplation.
